Head In The Gutter Jokes

What s the difference between a crack head and a pot head.

Head in the gutter jokes. The best jokes about crackhead. A crackhead an alchoholic and a chain smoker all die in a car accident. It heads over the fence into traffic on an adjacent street. What s a crackhead with no drugs.

When they reach the pearly gate st. Congratulations you freed me from my captivity. Bounces off a truck onto the roof of a nearby shack and into the rain gutter down the drain spout and onto a lilly pad at the edge of a lake. A tweaker will steal your shit and help you look for it.

What s the difference between a crack head and a pot head. A crackhead will steal your shit. His coworker saw him got upset and yelled to him get your head back in the gutter what did the block mason say before he fired his employee for doing a poor job making sewer covers. Peter just looks at them and says not good gentlemen not good.

When he stuck his head out to steal looks at all the women walking above him. If a crackhead overdoses you find them dead in the gutter if pothead overdoses you find them asleep in the fridge. An eagle swoops down grabs the frog. What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus.

Stoner joke a pothead finds a strangely looking old oil lamp in the trash and rubs it to clean it up a bit when suddenly a genie comes out of it.